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[indigofrance]

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[crazyintense1]

Sounds great! You can really hear how wet her pussy is. Technique? 2 fingers?

[sndprv]

I once thought that I was about to make my (ex-)girlfriend squirt, but in fact, she pissed all over my
bedroom floor and rug. My fault for ignoring her warnings whilst we were having sex - and, I suppose, as punishment,
I spent the rest of the evening mopping up her urine. It was a ridiculous scene - I don't know why I did this, but I grabbed
a little teacup from the bedroom table and positioned it below her in a futile attempt collect the pee as it poured out
of her fanny. I think the worst part of the story, though, is that I didn't throw the cup away - I continued to use it for my
morning tea afterwards (I washed it, obviously). But I was scrubbing the smell of stale urine out of that rug for weeks.
I have since developed a golden shower fetish...NOT! There. How's that for a disgusting story?

[cruzsilva]

This may have been a first for her as afterwards she exclaimed "there's a fucking wet spot on my bed!"

Ohhh did you now....the bed has a sweet spot now..congratulations and hope she squirts heaps moving forth.

[reggind]

It is fun when they squirt. I had it happen rather spectacularly once. Some clean up was involved.

[yeppie]

I once thought that I was about to make my (ex-)girlfriend squirt, but in fact, she pissed all over my
bedroom floor and rug. My fault for ignoring her warnings whilst we were having sex - and, I suppose, as punishment,
I spent the rest of the evening mopping up her urine. It was a ridiculous scene - I don't know why I did this, but I grabbed
a little teacup from the bedroom table and positioned it below her in a futile attempt collect the pee as it poured out
of her fanny. I think the worst part of the story, though, is that I didn't throw the cup away - I continued to use it for my
morning tea afterwards (I washed it, obviously). But I was scrubbing the smell of stale urine out of that rug for weeks.
I have since developed a golden shower fetish...NOT! There. How's that for a disgusting story?

I love these stories of crazyness

[sndprv]

I once thought that I was about to make my (ex-)girlfriend squirt, but in fact, she pissed all over my
bedroom floor and rug. My fault for ignoring her warnings whilst we were having sex - and, I suppose, as punishment,
I spent the rest of the evening mopping up her urine. It was a ridiculous scene - I don't know why I did this, but I grabbed
a little teacup from the bedroom table and positioned it below her in a futile attempt collect the pee as it poured out
of her fanny. I think the worst part of the story, though, is that I didn't throw the cup away - I continued to use it for my
morning tea afterwards (I washed it, obviously). But I was scrubbing the smell of stale urine out of that rug for weeks.
I have since developed a golden shower fetish...NOT! There. How's that for a disgusting story?

I love these stories of crazyness

I bet someone on here thinks I made that up - you know, for a lame joke, But no, it's true.

My landlord visited for a quick inspection a few days after this, and he asked me:
"Why is that rug hanging in the garden?"
All I could say, was: "Erm...I just thought it needed a bit of a clean..."

Let me offer you some good advice: when a woman tells you that she needs to pee, then let her
go pee - especially during sex!

[saydamoda]

Hahaa