Re: Wild athletic German couple above my home office [Update early April: New short recording]
Posted: 07 Apr 2026 19:55
Warning: This will be an above-average amount of text for a below-average, rather unspectacular short recording. But no one can stop me haha 
Hey, after a longer waiting period, I have something new again.
Strangely, my recording from early February was the last one I could make. After that last recording und the couple's engagement vacation, I heard absolutely nothing from the two of them for the rest of February and all of March - aside conversations and discussions that echoed dully through the ceiling. I was already worried that they were following some tradition of not having sex between the engagement und the wedding
Fortunately I was wrong. I went to bed late last night arount 5:00 am, so it's a miracle that I woke up again a few hours later in the morning around 9:45 am to the erotic sounds of the couple. Funny enough, some of their sounds had snuck into my dream. That's probably why I missed a big part of their lovemaking. When my brain finally woke me up, I instantly knew what was going on, sprinted to my home office and started recording with an excited heartbeat.
Actually, my plan was to collect reordings and post them all at once at the end of the month. But since there were no recordings at all and the entire month of March was skipped, and I currently feel like uploading something, I'm doing this here as a little interim update.
Unfortunately, the recording only captures the end of the session with a few moaning sounds. I myself heard some clapping sounds for a few seconds, which unfortunately isn't audible in the recording. Still, enjoy it. Since it's only sporadic sounds, I'll gladly mark all the audible moments for you. Headphones recommended.
Audible moments:
00:00 - 00:08
01:18 - 01:31
02:25 - 02:40
As a bonus, I also recorded a bit of talking that happened shortly after their session. I've already noticed on various occasions that the woman likes to complain about her colleagues. The man mostly just listens to her. Same here, just a few minutes after their session.
Here's a part of what she said approximately:
[GERMAN]
"... und er sagte zu mir 'tu dies und tu das' und ich meinte zu ihm nur 'diggah, halt's Maul!'".
[ENGLISH]
"... and he said to me 'do this and do that' and I just said to him 'diggah (german slang for dude/bro/mate), shut your mouth!'".
Hopefully this is the starting signal for a more active time for the couple.
Until next time
Hey, after a longer waiting period, I have something new again.
Strangely, my recording from early February was the last one I could make. After that last recording und the couple's engagement vacation, I heard absolutely nothing from the two of them for the rest of February and all of March - aside conversations and discussions that echoed dully through the ceiling. I was already worried that they were following some tradition of not having sex between the engagement und the wedding
Fortunately I was wrong. I went to bed late last night arount 5:00 am, so it's a miracle that I woke up again a few hours later in the morning around 9:45 am to the erotic sounds of the couple. Funny enough, some of their sounds had snuck into my dream. That's probably why I missed a big part of their lovemaking. When my brain finally woke me up, I instantly knew what was going on, sprinted to my home office and started recording with an excited heartbeat.
Actually, my plan was to collect reordings and post them all at once at the end of the month. But since there were no recordings at all and the entire month of March was skipped, and I currently feel like uploading something, I'm doing this here as a little interim update.
Unfortunately, the recording only captures the end of the session with a few moaning sounds. I myself heard some clapping sounds for a few seconds, which unfortunately isn't audible in the recording. Still, enjoy it. Since it's only sporadic sounds, I'll gladly mark all the audible moments for you. Headphones recommended.
Audible moments:
00:00 - 00:08
01:18 - 01:31
02:25 - 02:40
As a bonus, I also recorded a bit of talking that happened shortly after their session. I've already noticed on various occasions that the woman likes to complain about her colleagues. The man mostly just listens to her. Same here, just a few minutes after their session.
Here's a part of what she said approximately:
[GERMAN]
"... und er sagte zu mir 'tu dies und tu das' und ich meinte zu ihm nur 'diggah, halt's Maul!'".
[ENGLISH]
"... and he said to me 'do this and do that' and I just said to him 'diggah (german slang for dude/bro/mate), shut your mouth!'".
Hopefully this is the starting signal for a more active time for the couple.
Until next time