Bridesmaid in the UK
Posted: 15 Jul 2026 01:07
So I worked at a couple weddings last year because there is often plenty eye candy and good vibes about. I really hoped i could pull myself sometimes but sadly I didn't work enough events for that to happen.
But I did capture one couple once. Its been sitting in my phone folder and well overdue to share it.
So I was basically manning a booth at this wedding and was booked until midnight or so. I was based in an outdoor marquee in the grounds of this stately home. The toilets were inside and I had already noticed there were bedrooms upstairs and likely all booked for the wedding event.
Whilst the evening progressed people started losing interest in what I was offering so I only had sporadic visitors when I noticed one of the bridesmaids and her bloke retreating into the building together to obviously call it a night. I was hopeful they were going to have some fun before sleep so I decided (after giving them 5 mins or so) to simply leave my post and follow them to the first floor. Obviously this was quite risky as I was outside staff and had no business going upstairs to the private quarters of the residents/guests at all.
Anyway, I braved it anyway and when I was by the bedroom doors (probably about 12-15 rooms) it wasn't before long I found their door and they were literally just about to start.
The recording is with my phone and initially placed right by the gap of the door. I lingered around for a while but I felt people may start wondering why I had gone as I was still being paid to be there, so after a while you will hear me move my phone to a hidden spot under a piece of furniture in the corridor, still very close to their door. I quickly buggered off back downstairs to show my face and came back up to collect my phone about 10 mins later. They had just stopped so all went right according to plan.
This is the raw, unedited file. Please feel free to convert to mp3.
Enjoy!
But I did capture one couple once. Its been sitting in my phone folder and well overdue to share it.
So I was basically manning a booth at this wedding and was booked until midnight or so. I was based in an outdoor marquee in the grounds of this stately home. The toilets were inside and I had already noticed there were bedrooms upstairs and likely all booked for the wedding event.
Whilst the evening progressed people started losing interest in what I was offering so I only had sporadic visitors when I noticed one of the bridesmaids and her bloke retreating into the building together to obviously call it a night. I was hopeful they were going to have some fun before sleep so I decided (after giving them 5 mins or so) to simply leave my post and follow them to the first floor. Obviously this was quite risky as I was outside staff and had no business going upstairs to the private quarters of the residents/guests at all.
Anyway, I braved it anyway and when I was by the bedroom doors (probably about 12-15 rooms) it wasn't before long I found their door and they were literally just about to start.
The recording is with my phone and initially placed right by the gap of the door. I lingered around for a while but I felt people may start wondering why I had gone as I was still being paid to be there, so after a while you will hear me move my phone to a hidden spot under a piece of furniture in the corridor, still very close to their door. I quickly buggered off back downstairs to show my face and came back up to collect my phone about 10 mins later. They had just stopped so all went right according to plan.
This is the raw, unedited file. Please feel free to convert to mp3.
Enjoy!
—probably too much alcohol or just exhaustion.