The resurrected "How about a contest for the best audio file" thread reminded me that I had started a list of my own several months ago. I decided to put it here, as it isn't really a top ten list (there aren't even ten entries) and seemed more appropriate as a response to audiophile444's request for a list of favorites. Most of this will not be of much use to people who don't have archive access-- sorry about that. For what it's worth, I don't have access either, but I did pay for a short-term membership a couple of years ago, and I think it was worth it.
Frankie Goes to Hollywood: "The Ballad of 32," 1984.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiXgn06UCZA
Not really the same kind of sex sound, but bear with me. In the 1980's borrowed a cassette of Welcome to the Pleasure Dome from a friend and listened to it on my Walkman in bed one night when I was 17 years old. This record was known for its homoerotic imagery, the sexually suggestive use of the word "come" in a hit single, and the "Frankie Say" t-shirts, but until that night I was unaware of the fact that it also contained a brief snippet of vocals by a sexually excited woman exhorting her lover to "come on, come on, push, push... come on, come on..." I must have rewound and played it back dozens of times. It was clear to me what was happening on the recording, but until that moment I'm not sure I had any idea that there might be an auditory component of sex. The sound of her panting and the break in her voice is still arousing to me. You can find the relevant passage at 3:00 minutes into the YouTube video. I have no idea how the sound ended up on this particular record; I have always imagined that someone from the record label convinced producer Trevor Horn to include material that might be more appealing to a straight audience than, say, "Krisco Kisses."
b_msex.wav
A sentimental favorite. Sometime in the 1990's I downloaded a single, short section of this .wav file when it was split for posting on alt.binaries.sounds.erotica. For years I regretted not going back in time to get the other parts. At some point I found a low-quality .ra of the entire thing, but the original .wav had a clarity that was unusual for its time. Happily, a much better .mp3 can be found in the SSL archives. A sweet voice, a little dirty talk, but a bit short by current standards.
fuck_midnight_coworker1.mp3 (posted by stefan75)
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1982
Holy shit. If there was only one sex-sound file left on earth, I would want it to be this one. Despite the title, the recording features very little sexual intercourse. You hear heavy breathing, gasps, the rustling of sheets or clothing; some fingering, some kissing, some erotic whispers. This is a couple's first encounter, and they obviously came unprepared. He gets her off, twice I think, and she tries to calm his ardor by giving him delicious, sloppy head, but that only makes matters worse, and let's just say that cooler heads do not prevail in the end. Please, somebody, tell me that there is a fuck_midnight_coworker2 somewhere on your hard drive.
On the Table.mp3
via hearthemfucking SoundCloud
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=4218&p=20982&hilit= ... ble#p20982
https://soundcloud.com/htf-s/sex-sounds-on-the-table
I don't know whether this file has ever been uploaded here as an mp3, but it was linked in a post. Seriously, holy shit. I have no idea where this file came from. I wish there were more of them. I'd pay money to get more of them.
Sex On The Balcony.mp3
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3721&start=360#p22967
A YouTube video, since taken down, that had hundreds of thousands of listens. The description read, "We just got back from cruising the Eastern Caribbean, and I woke up on the balcony one night, and our neighbors a couple of doors down were doing this. Enjoy!" There is wind noise obscuring some of the sound, but what you can hear is white hot-- lots of wet fingering, gasping, and moaning. By the end he's got his cock in, and he asks her, twice, if it's okay if he comes inside her. I could listen to her reply, a breathy, panting "yes," over and over again. I have, in fact.
bizzaro
Sex_002resize.mp3 (aka Friday Night with M.)
viewtopic.php?f=4&t=4601
A more recent post that I really liked. Nice communication and a lovely female voice. I hope they post again.
mrgraham99
In particular, the Clarity, Hotel, and Intense Hotel files.
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1961
Very quiet headphone files with crystal-clear sound. I keep hoping he'll return with more recordings like these.
scOtt_uk
The Rachel files, among others. scOtt-uk, please reassure us that Rachel hasn't moved away.
Conquest_12.mp3 (posted by Rograd)
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5191
Good grief. I have apparently had a copy of this file on my computer for years, but I only recently listened closely enough to figure out what was going on. I like the dirty talk, and the fact that this is a pretty hot first encounter, taped by a guy who is obviously getting off extra hard on the fact that he's having sex with someone's girlfriend. He doesn't last more than four minutes, but I enjoy listening as he tries to keep his shit together ("Aww, geez..."), over her enthusiastic yelps and gasps, long enough to make a good recording of their illicit act. I recently posted a plea for any other files in the series, as there must have been some interesting material leading up to this, uh, climax, but I'm afraid the other parts may be lost forever in the digital wasteland. At least we have this.