Camping near Lands End 2
Posted: 27 May 2012 17:48
In the thread asking about when I first became an aural pervert, I mentioned three very different camping experiences and described the first that happened in The Lakes. I’ve posted a description of the second experience and will now describe the third. Like the second it was on the same campsite not far from Lands End, but on a different visit. Like both the others it was a long time ago, but unlike them I did record it!
Before anyone starts to imagine a great full on sex session the recording makes it evident there was sex, but the two involved were trying very hard to be quiet. I didn’t even realise there was any sex until I was reviewing some old cassettes the other week. Initially I thought the cassette was blank because it seemed like tape hiss, but then I heard some noises and realised the recording level must have been very low. I then enhanced the volume and at first was completely baffled by what I was listening too. After a while though, I realised it was from the campsite, so temporarily enhanced it as well as I could and started listening. There’s a total of just over 60 mins (45 on one side and 18 on the other) so a little bit is missing as I turned the tape over. If it’s of any interest I was using what was a great little device for it’s day, a Sony Walkman recorder with a small but good quality stereo mic.
The actual couple were two German girls, probably in their early to mid-twenties. One was a bit plain, but the other was quite attractive and they were both friendly. We had quite a few conversations over a few days, but communication was a problem, as my German skills are nil and their English wasn’t very good. What aroused my interest was that several times they brought up the subject of Gays and I started to wonder if they were probing for any homophobic attitudes on my part. Because of the references I wondered if they had any lesbian tendencies and decided to listen in that night. They were in quite a large frame tent not too far from my small tent. After they had gone to bed I left the mic right by their tent with an extension lead and sat in the entrance of my tent, recording with headphones on. Recording conditions weren’t good as there was a lot of wind noise, plus other campers and sounds of the country too.
At the time it was hard to work out what all the sounds were, but I can remember that some sounds did seem to sound like sex ones, although I wasn’t totally sure. I now know that some of the sex sounds I thought I heard were my overactive imagination, but some were actual sex activity between the two girls. As they were obviously trying to be very quiet though, it took some working out. For some reason I must have forgotten about the tape and only listened again a couple of weeks ago. I did quickly enhance a version to try and make sense of all the sounds, but it was quite frustrating, as I wasn’t sure what was imagination and what was the girls.
What I’m pretty sure is a basic summary of the 60+ minutes is as follows.
0-10 MINUTES: There was some low level talking, some clear coughing, some moving and maybe what I call some ‘ips’. The best way I can try to describe ‘ips’ is the small wet sound it makes when you open and close wet lips. To me an ‘ip’ might be sexual, might be a kiss, or might be a tape click! Near the end of the first 10 mins I think there might have been a faint kiss.
10-16 MINUTES: Quite a bit of what sounded like moving and brief low vocals.
16-18 MINUTES: Some coughs but also what I can only describe as more interesting sounds, with moves and a whisper.
18-21: Starts with sounds of materials moving or rubbing. Lots of moves, some possible ‘ips’ and finishes with a quick gasp I think.
21-30: Lots of move sounds, some material sounds and possible ‘ips’ . Campsite sounds too.
30-37: I was getting more convinced by now but nothing was absolutely certain. Some vocals (but in German), lots of moving, possible breath sounds and ips. Maybe an “Oh” near the end.
37-39: Pretty sure as I can be someone was getting ‘close’ but also trying to stay quiet. Some louder vocals, some whispers. Last definite gasp at 37.30 until maybe a ‘thank you’ kiss at 28.15.
39-64: I can’t be sure but think any sex was over. Quite a few voices and whispers, but all in German. Zips at one point as I assume one of the girls went to the loo, but I can’t remember if I saw, although I was there. Might have been some stuff but too indistinct if there was.
Although I’m sure there was some sex, I’m not sure if any of the actual recording qualifies for the sex sounds section as they were trying to be very quiet and the recording conditions were difficult. If anyone thinks any parts might be worth posting I’m happy to sort them out, but it might take a short while.
Before anyone starts to imagine a great full on sex session the recording makes it evident there was sex, but the two involved were trying very hard to be quiet. I didn’t even realise there was any sex until I was reviewing some old cassettes the other week. Initially I thought the cassette was blank because it seemed like tape hiss, but then I heard some noises and realised the recording level must have been very low. I then enhanced the volume and at first was completely baffled by what I was listening too. After a while though, I realised it was from the campsite, so temporarily enhanced it as well as I could and started listening. There’s a total of just over 60 mins (45 on one side and 18 on the other) so a little bit is missing as I turned the tape over. If it’s of any interest I was using what was a great little device for it’s day, a Sony Walkman recorder with a small but good quality stereo mic.
The actual couple were two German girls, probably in their early to mid-twenties. One was a bit plain, but the other was quite attractive and they were both friendly. We had quite a few conversations over a few days, but communication was a problem, as my German skills are nil and their English wasn’t very good. What aroused my interest was that several times they brought up the subject of Gays and I started to wonder if they were probing for any homophobic attitudes on my part. Because of the references I wondered if they had any lesbian tendencies and decided to listen in that night. They were in quite a large frame tent not too far from my small tent. After they had gone to bed I left the mic right by their tent with an extension lead and sat in the entrance of my tent, recording with headphones on. Recording conditions weren’t good as there was a lot of wind noise, plus other campers and sounds of the country too.
At the time it was hard to work out what all the sounds were, but I can remember that some sounds did seem to sound like sex ones, although I wasn’t totally sure. I now know that some of the sex sounds I thought I heard were my overactive imagination, but some were actual sex activity between the two girls. As they were obviously trying to be very quiet though, it took some working out. For some reason I must have forgotten about the tape and only listened again a couple of weeks ago. I did quickly enhance a version to try and make sense of all the sounds, but it was quite frustrating, as I wasn’t sure what was imagination and what was the girls.
What I’m pretty sure is a basic summary of the 60+ minutes is as follows.
0-10 MINUTES: There was some low level talking, some clear coughing, some moving and maybe what I call some ‘ips’. The best way I can try to describe ‘ips’ is the small wet sound it makes when you open and close wet lips. To me an ‘ip’ might be sexual, might be a kiss, or might be a tape click! Near the end of the first 10 mins I think there might have been a faint kiss.
10-16 MINUTES: Quite a bit of what sounded like moving and brief low vocals.
16-18 MINUTES: Some coughs but also what I can only describe as more interesting sounds, with moves and a whisper.
18-21: Starts with sounds of materials moving or rubbing. Lots of moves, some possible ‘ips’ and finishes with a quick gasp I think.
21-30: Lots of move sounds, some material sounds and possible ‘ips’ . Campsite sounds too.
30-37: I was getting more convinced by now but nothing was absolutely certain. Some vocals (but in German), lots of moving, possible breath sounds and ips. Maybe an “Oh” near the end.
37-39: Pretty sure as I can be someone was getting ‘close’ but also trying to stay quiet. Some louder vocals, some whispers. Last definite gasp at 37.30 until maybe a ‘thank you’ kiss at 28.15.
39-64: I can’t be sure but think any sex was over. Quite a few voices and whispers, but all in German. Zips at one point as I assume one of the girls went to the loo, but I can’t remember if I saw, although I was there. Might have been some stuff but too indistinct if there was.
Although I’m sure there was some sex, I’m not sure if any of the actual recording qualifies for the sex sounds section as they were trying to be very quiet and the recording conditions were difficult. If anyone thinks any parts might be worth posting I’m happy to sort them out, but it might take a short while.