More determined than ever 8)
Posted: 09 Jan 2015 10:52
So i've been a member for a few weeks now, enjoying the forum very much thank you. To those who didn't see my joining post I live in a semi detached house, next door is a new young European couple - she is tall, 5' 10"/11" maybe, slim and blonde. As it is winter here I've never seen her without a jumper/coat on so I cannot comment too much on her breasts. thankfully their bedroom wall is my office wall - unfortunately these houses are built VERY well: office, paint, plasterboard, breeze block, 1" gap, breeze block, plasterboard, paint, their room.....
I've only caught them at it twice. Once I was in the house on my own and I heard her yelp, by the time I got my glass to the wall I heard the bed going and him cumming (not really my thing!) - nothing more from her. Pfft. The second time was last night while letting the dog out. I noticed their lights were out and popped my bare ear to the wall out of curiosity and heard the Lithuanian equivalent of: "OH GOD.... YES!" - then nothing much else. Their bed is SO squeaky, and their bedroom is wooden floor, so perfect acoustically, unfortunately their youngest daughter wakes up AT ALL BLOODY TIMES and cries. Couple this with the fact that they have a yippy yappy bloody pomerainian who barks at it's own farts and you get a couple who try and be as quite as possible. Selfish sods.
Must be honest, the amount of time i'm spending checking on them is driving me crazy. Getting to the point where if I hear one of their children awake I'm relieved because my mind will let me get back to bloody work!
I have tried several things. Stethoscope: crap. Piezoelectric plate as mic: crap. I have discovered the bare breeze block wall in my loft is best as it has no layer of plasterboard, good with a glass anyway. I drilled a hole one day when they were out and inserted an electret mic on a pole so it rested up against their breeze block wall (was careful not to go INTO their wall
) but that wasn't great (although I didn't have an amp, and it was a cheap mic).
I am DETERMINED to get some bloody audio for you guys and girls and have been toying with getting one of the many wall contact mics you see on amazon. Just found this thread:
viewtopic.php?f=11&t=2123&hilit=wall
which discusses them and I must say i'm encouraged!
So my plan is this. Buy mic, fit in loft with permanent power supply, run output down into office to pc/recorder and headphones. I'll record from 10 till 1 each night and just bloody hope the system works!
There IS a second lass over the road. Young, bleached blonde, big breast, size 12/14. She is LOUD and proud! Her b'room has a balcony with french doors that open towards my house and in the summer it's like you are sat at the bottom of her bed. Unfortunately in winter they are closed and all you can hear is the occasional loud orgasm. Cannot stress how much I would like her to be next door!!!! Winter has been so fecking irritating because I'm missing so much action.
The angle of the doors means a laser mic wouldn't work reliably, and a parabolic might alert my missus I've been considering buying a nice mains powered clock (one WITHOUT a radio) and a set of walkie talkies. Then stripping one walkie down removing the screen, speaker, buttons etc. Wire it into the clock with the bare essentials and short the 'transmit' contacts (i'm a programmer and system tech with a fair bit of electronic experience. I can make sure it's safe). I can then get it delivered to her house as a "mistake" eg: post it myself to her house under an old tenants name maybe, with a cryptic false invoice, pretty sure she's the type that would keep anything as long as it was free. If this worked I would be in nirvana - but it's a lot of work.
I REALLY did not realise how addictive this 'hobby' is once you hear your first good session!!!!
I've only caught them at it twice. Once I was in the house on my own and I heard her yelp, by the time I got my glass to the wall I heard the bed going and him cumming (not really my thing!) - nothing more from her. Pfft. The second time was last night while letting the dog out. I noticed their lights were out and popped my bare ear to the wall out of curiosity and heard the Lithuanian equivalent of: "OH GOD.... YES!" - then nothing much else. Their bed is SO squeaky, and their bedroom is wooden floor, so perfect acoustically, unfortunately their youngest daughter wakes up AT ALL BLOODY TIMES and cries. Couple this with the fact that they have a yippy yappy bloody pomerainian who barks at it's own farts and you get a couple who try and be as quite as possible. Selfish sods.
Must be honest, the amount of time i'm spending checking on them is driving me crazy. Getting to the point where if I hear one of their children awake I'm relieved because my mind will let me get back to bloody work!
I have tried several things. Stethoscope: crap. Piezoelectric plate as mic: crap. I have discovered the bare breeze block wall in my loft is best as it has no layer of plasterboard, good with a glass anyway. I drilled a hole one day when they were out and inserted an electret mic on a pole so it rested up against their breeze block wall (was careful not to go INTO their wall
) but that wasn't great (although I didn't have an amp, and it was a cheap mic).I am DETERMINED to get some bloody audio for you guys and girls and have been toying with getting one of the many wall contact mics you see on amazon. Just found this thread:
viewtopic.php?f=11&t=2123&hilit=wall
which discusses them and I must say i'm encouraged!
So my plan is this. Buy mic, fit in loft with permanent power supply, run output down into office to pc/recorder and headphones. I'll record from 10 till 1 each night and just bloody hope the system works!
There IS a second lass over the road. Young, bleached blonde, big breast, size 12/14. She is LOUD and proud! Her b'room has a balcony with french doors that open towards my house and in the summer it's like you are sat at the bottom of her bed. Unfortunately in winter they are closed and all you can hear is the occasional loud orgasm. Cannot stress how much I would like her to be next door!!!! Winter has been so fecking irritating because I'm missing so much action.
The angle of the doors means a laser mic wouldn't work reliably, and a parabolic might alert my missus
I've been considering buying a nice mains powered clock (one WITHOUT a radio) and a set of walkie talkies. Then stripping one walkie down removing the screen, speaker, buttons etc. Wire it into the clock with the bare essentials and short the 'transmit' contacts (i'm a programmer and system tech with a fair bit of electronic experience. I can make sure it's safe). I can then get it delivered to her house as a "mistake" eg: post it myself to her house under an old tenants name maybe, with a cryptic false invoice, pretty sure she's the type that would keep anything as long as it was free. If this worked I would be in nirvana - but it's a lot of work.I REALLY did not realise how addictive this 'hobby' is once you hear your first good session!!!!
- must have set the mood for them. Even the wife could hear them in the bedroom. I listened to the whole 20 minute session with a grin on my face and a.... well, safe to say certain areas were rejuvenated and I was quite down trodden when they finished and I went back to find the wife asleep - happily have returned the favor to next door 