More determined than ever 8)

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pvate78
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More determined than ever 8)

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So i've been a member for a few weeks now, enjoying the forum very much thank you. To those who didn't see my joining post I live in a semi detached house, next door is a new young European couple - she is tall, 5' 10"/11" maybe, slim and blonde. As it is winter here I've never seen her without a jumper/coat on so I cannot comment too much on her breasts. thankfully their bedroom wall is my office wall - unfortunately these houses are built VERY well: office, paint, plasterboard, breeze block, 1" gap, breeze block, plasterboard, paint, their room.....

I've only caught them at it twice. Once I was in the house on my own and I heard her yelp, by the time I got my glass to the wall I heard the bed going and him cumming (not really my thing!) - nothing more from her. Pfft. The second time was last night while letting the dog out. I noticed their lights were out and popped my bare ear to the wall out of curiosity and heard the Lithuanian equivalent of: "OH GOD.... YES!" - then nothing much else. Their bed is SO squeaky, and their bedroom is wooden floor, so perfect acoustically, unfortunately their youngest daughter wakes up AT ALL BLOODY TIMES and cries. Couple this with the fact that they have a yippy yappy bloody pomerainian who barks at it's own farts and you get a couple who try and be as quite as possible. Selfish sods.

Must be honest, the amount of time i'm spending checking on them is driving me crazy. Getting to the point where if I hear one of their children awake I'm relieved because my mind will let me get back to bloody work!

I have tried several things. Stethoscope: crap. Piezoelectric plate as mic: crap. I have discovered the bare breeze block wall in my loft is best as it has no layer of plasterboard, good with a glass anyway. I drilled a hole one day when they were out and inserted an electret mic on a pole so it rested up against their breeze block wall (was careful not to go INTO their wall ;) ) but that wasn't great (although I didn't have an amp, and it was a cheap mic).

I am DETERMINED to get some bloody audio for you guys and girls and have been toying with getting one of the many wall contact mics you see on amazon. Just found this thread:
viewtopic.php?f=11&t=2123&hilit=wall
which discusses them and I must say i'm encouraged!

So my plan is this. Buy mic, fit in loft with permanent power supply, run output down into office to pc/recorder and headphones. I'll record from 10 till 1 each night and just bloody hope the system works!

There IS a second lass over the road. Young, bleached blonde, big breast, size 12/14. She is LOUD and proud! Her b'room has a balcony with french doors that open towards my house and in the summer it's like you are sat at the bottom of her bed. Unfortunately in winter they are closed and all you can hear is the occasional loud orgasm. Cannot stress how much I would like her to be next door!!!! Winter has been so fecking irritating because I'm missing so much action.

The angle of the doors means a laser mic wouldn't work reliably, and a parabolic might alert my missus ;) I've been considering buying a nice mains powered clock (one WITHOUT a radio) and a set of walkie talkies. Then stripping one walkie down removing the screen, speaker, buttons etc. Wire it into the clock with the bare essentials and short the 'transmit' contacts (i'm a programmer and system tech with a fair bit of electronic experience. I can make sure it's safe). I can then get it delivered to her house as a "mistake" eg: post it myself to her house under an old tenants name maybe, with a cryptic false invoice, pretty sure she's the type that would keep anything as long as it was free. If this worked I would be in nirvana - but it's a lot of work.

I REALLY did not realise how addictive this 'hobby' is once you hear your first good session!!!!
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Post by sc0tt-uk »

Woo, someone's got the bug bad! Not a criticism, you understand - for some of us, the hunt is the biggest part.

Good luck, and stay safe out there man ;)

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I REALLY did not realise how addictive this 'hobby' is once you hear your first good session!!!!
Amen to that, brother! :)

(Currently planning a weekend away just so that I can be at a certain hotel…)
pvate78
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Update:

She aint always quiet! The neighbors were out and missus and I got fairly merry last night which resulted in her getting a damned good fucking around 1am. After cleanup etc (;)) i lent a curious ear against the wall in the office and low and behold! They must have come home during our session. There is no doubt that they heard us - we didn't hold much in :D - must have set the mood for them. Even the wife could hear them in the bedroom. I listened to the whole 20 minute session with a grin on my face and a.... well, safe to say certain areas were rejuvenated and I was quite down trodden when they finished and I went back to find the wife asleep - happily have returned the favor to next door :lol: :lol:

She sounded beautiful guys, soft moans turning to near desperate gasping cries. The bed (which is a creaky fucker) was near silent, so he must have been applying plenty of toungue. They went quiet and I was about to leave until the bed started up and I realised he was getting his. It still wasn't loud enough to pick up with my phone, so i didn't bother. I have GOT to get some decent equipment so i can share this beauty with you :)

Please excuse my exsessive jubilation, but several months of frustrated f'all from them was driving me mad. I have a feeling they won't be that loose for a while now.
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Indeed now looking forward very much - after that mouthwatering descriptions.
Thanks already for the pictures in our heads.
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Post by findu »

Sending your hot neighbour from over the road a fake alarm clock hoping she'll put it in her bedroom :D :D

I do like it & I recognise the "if only I could get some ears into that room!" feeling. You can buy relatively good performing recorders from £ 6 for a usb recorder (which you can stick into that hole in your wall) or £ 40 for a decent enough handheld. Nothings' stopping you to make sure you have your neighbours next adventure on tape...
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