Why Don't I post sounds?

[reggind]

I have been busy on the boards and I figured that I would answer the obvious question, why don't I post sounds. The sad answer is that I don't have any.

I used to work and travel all the time. I spent a lot of times in hotels, and I always tried, but most of the places I was stationed at (stationed being the key word..Not much leeway in where I could stay) were in industrial parts of towns and it was rare to even see a female in the hotels, no less a couple. I did get woken up one night to the sounds of bedsprings but by the time they work me up, the show was over, and they did not repeat. I think they were road weary travelers who found the last place they could make it to and checked in at like 3AM and checked out at dawn.

In my recreational stays I have hears sex exactly twice. Once was through the floor and I had no good way to record it. It was pretty hot though. The hotel had that engineered hardwood in places and I brought a good foam ear plug for one ear and literally vacuum sealed my other ear to the floor. It was pretty hot. They had fun.

The other time I was able to hear through the vent in the bathroom. The sex was not good. She only made 3 little chirps and the rest was her sucking him off, mostly him moaning. She really got screwed. She may have been on the rag or something. Very one sides sex, and not very good at that.

Now in my normal life I have heard folks a few times. Once was literally walking down the street, in the summer in front of a house. But what the fuck do you do? I was out walking my dogs. I did stop for a minute and another guy came up and he heard them too. We kind of smiled at each other and took off. If I was there for much longer my dogs may have started howling along...

One other time camping was similar. A friend and I went to another friends tent to see if he had some beer and he had some woman in there. We got near the tent and we heard the moaning.. And again we both looked at each other and snickered. We hung out for a minute and than took off. If I had been on my own I would have hunkered down for a while but....

So, hopefully for my next hotel stay I will have my custom designed preamp and mics, and with some of the knowledge gained from the boards here as to saying you are a couple etc... I may hit some pay dirt. Only thing is I have no idea when I will have funds to go on a recreational vacation again any time soon. If and when I do get something, I will share it!

[sc0tt-uk]

No need to explain dude - having people around to contribute knowledge and add to discussions is just as valuable as contributing sounds. There are a few active members who don't have regular opportunities to record, but they do a good job of keeping the community alive.

that said, shout when you're next traveling and we'll keep our collective fingers crossed for ya

[yeppie]

Well, Scott and reg, there´s a new rule that people who don´t upload have to post stupid and offending comments and aren´t allowed to add value to discussions if they want to become active members.

[yeppie]

Sorry, stupid sense of humour

[sc0tt-uk]

there´s a new rule that people who don´t upload have to post stupid and offending comments and aren´t allowed to add value to discussions if they want to become active members.

*scratches his balls and burps luxuriously*

Now, where's my fucking upgrade monkeyboy?

[yeppie]

there´s a new rule that people who don´t upload have to post stupid and offending comments and aren´t allowed to add value to discussions if they want to become active members.

*scratches his balls and burps luxuriously*
Now, where's my fucking upgrade monkeyboy?

You, my strange friend, did everything the wrong way. Uploading quality recordings, posting polite, funny and intelligent comments, helping the admin whenever he´s in need - you should be careful what you ask for or I can´t guarantee for anything!

[harry_f2]

why don't I post? Well, I tried, but my wife is absolutely silent. 35+ years of absolute silence. As for me, I make all the huffing and moaning I want now that the kids are out of the house, but her - zero. Strange woman. However, I did post briefly in "For the gals" and eventually took it down. I honestly admire you who have wonderful captures for everyone. And I refer all to the posts of a new member - Aspic. He has some hot, hot stuff.