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Is it easy? Is it hell-as-like!

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I must take my hat off in admiration for those intrepid aural lovers, who risk sleep deprivation, reputation, liberty, and life itself (perhaps) to capture the sounds that are posted to this website.
About a month ago my wife and I flew down to one of our seaside cities for a few days vacation. We stayed near the airport in one of those Road/City Lodge hotels for a few nights.
Wonderful, thought I, I'll be able to hear some interesting sounds here. Even better, was the discovery that our room had an inter-leading door to the next room, so only the wood separated the two rooms.
Now these lodges are built to a simple plan: three stories of identical rectangular rooms, in long straight rows; each floor being a copy of the floor below [with slight exception for the ground floor - reception and dining area]. No lift, but two staircases serving between floors.
So, did I get to hear anything interesting and (s)exciting?
NO! Why? Well at that time, the hotel was almost filled by teenage girls from various schools, who were on tour. All one could hear through the inter-leading door of our room was talking and giggles, which kept us awake until late.
Then, 'prowling' the corridors was an issue, as they were dead straight, with clear visibility from one end to the other. Further, the staircases were not situated at the end of each corridor, but about a quarter-way in, so past the staircases there was no place to hide, one was 'caught', trapped like a rabbit in the glare of a car's headlights.
Compounding these problems was the fact that each door had one of those very efficient 180 degree 'spy' viewers, so flattening oneself against the wall on either side of the door was also virtually impossible.
So, my stay was a complete failure from the ssl standpoint, which is why I salute those of this website who manage to capture the very essence of this website.
It is not easy! :D :mrgreen:
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Well sometimes it's just better to sleep ;-)

Good luck next time, but stay save!
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I bet it isn't easy. I've stayed in a lot of hotels in my life, and I'm not sure I've ever heard another couple even once.
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Even so, fair play for making the attempt. Can't win 'em all. The most important thing is what Jinhui says - stay safe.
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It isn't easy but you can nudge the odds in your direction by finding hotels (cheap but not too cheap, not part of chains and in 'holiday' towns or stopover places) where people are more likely to get it on. I've had some amazing experiences listening to couples, solo women, threesomes, even the occasional lesbian couple but only started recording recently so you'll have to take my word for some of it I'm afraid.

Persistence will pay off in the end.
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Nice advice. I was wondering what type of hotels may be best for listening.
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There are some hotels that are easy and some difficult. I dont`t know which part of the world you are from, but a general advice is to try a smaller private hotel/motel close to the city centre in a city where young adult couples like to go on vacation. In my experience the best country for this is Spain, but lot`s of other european cities works fine, like Prague, Berlin and some UK cities. I have little experience with hotels in the US but I believe the same advice goes.

In Spain you have the triple luck of bad sound isolation, hallways that are usually dark unless the light is switched on and spanish people that don`t care if anyone can hear them.

It is usually best to avoid places that attracts mostly british or northern european tourists. In these kind of places drunk people coming home all through the night and having parties in their room are an annoyance for our hobby.

Spanish couples usually go out to party and when they come back to the hotel they either go to sleep or they fuck for an hour or two. So you can hear them coming in, wait a few minutes until the lights in the hallway are turned off, and then stand outside their door in the dark and hear everything that happens inside the room. If someone else is coming home you will hear them before they see you, so the chances of beeing caught are almost non-existing.

Another tip is to ask for a room towards a backyard. If you are lucky a horny couple will have their window open and if they`re loud you will hear them. The upside of this strategy is no chance of getting caught in the hallway. Good luck!
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If you are in the US do not do this at Hamptons, Hiltons, Holiday Inns etc - you will be caught on security cams..

Best are a bit difficult - independently owned older but not seedy places in middle class to upscale or around universities work well. Super 8 seems to be a favorite with some.
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I spent a year of being away on business once or twice a month and barely recorded a thing. Although being away on business corridor prowling was out - had I got caught I would have been sacked which is just too much of a risk.

First hotel didn't have enough couples - thought I'd struck lucky once when there was a mid-twenties East-European couple next door but as far as I could tell she went to bed while he was on his computer till late at night.

Second hotel resigned myself to their being singles on both sides, went to bed and was woken by the doors on both sides closing - I think the women were in bed and the guys had been drinking in the bar and had just turned in. Got the microphone out in time to hear a last few bed squeeks and a grunt as the guy on one side came.
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I got one couple going. If you go to my Valentine Files (Archive..Motel..Gekko1) The couple across a shared door and from what I heard the girl thought someone would complain. SSL TO THE RESCUE!! My Nokia has a pretty good speaker on it, so I played one of the louder clearer files from this site with a dry washcloth loose over it to mask distortion. Then bounced around on the bed making sure the headboard was hitting once in a while. Did this gymnastic for about 8 minutes, and then had a fake whispered conversation. 5 minutes later... JOY!!!!!
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gekko1 wrote:I got one couple going. If you go to my Valentine Files (Archive..Motel..Gekko1) The couple across a shared door and from what I heard the girl thought someone would complain. SSL TO THE RESCUE!! My Nokia has a pretty good speaker on it, so I played one of the louder clearer files from this site with a dry washcloth loose over it to mask distortion. Then bounced around on the bed making sure the headboard was hitting once in a while. Did this gymnastic for about 8 minutes, and then had a fake whispered conversation. 5 minutes later... JOY!!!!!
AMAZING! :D
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It can be really hit and miss. I spend over 100 nights a year in hotels and I carry recorders with me just about all the time but I can still go weeks between captures and even then, many of them are not of sufficient quality to post on this site. And more and more hotels are installing cameras everywhere so you have to be sooo careful.

I have tried gekko1's trick a couple of times (without the additional feature of jumping up and down on the bed though, I must try that next time!). Alas it's never worked for me, although I did once cause a woman in the next room to complain on the phone to her husband about the noise from the couple next door. That's as far as it led though.
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