Fighting the urge to throttle my wife!

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pvate78
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Fighting the urge to throttle my wife!

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Sorry it's been a while chaps, but it's been all quiet on the street and i haven't gotten round to recording any more from me and Mrs P.

Some might remember I have a young and non unattractive 20 something across the road from me who - in the summertime - fucks with her bedroom balcony doors open. Unfortunately winter had come by the time I joined this forum so I was unable to supply any good material for you guys.

Until last night.............

Her and her new boyfriend were at it ON THE BALCONY. It.... was....golden audio. The cream of the crop that is possible for our hobby. Openly dogging neighbours, able to hear every breath, moan and slap of his groin on her arse.

Unfortunately my wife does not share my humour for the situation, and has a personal dislike for the lass anyway. When she realised they were ON the balcony she jumped up from the bed, stuck her head out the window and called the lass a whore and she should shut her fucking doors..... They stopped, instantly. What makes it worse is the audio i DID get before my wife ruined my week has dissapeared from my phone. I think in my sleepy slate i forgot to press "save" :evil:

Only consolation at the moment is I figured he would want to finish the job. So, not making the same mistake with my wife again, i closed our bedroom window and went to the bathroom when i heard them start up again, so i have THAT audio to share. But nowhere near as good and I am so very fucking gutted I didn't get to see just how far they would go...........

So I'm now currently running recovery software on my phone to see if i can get at the lost file. Heres hoping :(
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Great story - best laugh I've had all week.

Can't wait to hear your recording.

That said, I loved the last couple of Mrs. P recordings - you have a real gem there - hope you post more of her as well!
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Please don't kill Mrs P - I was hoping to hear more of her.

Bad luck man. Many people here have stories of the ones that got away. It's all part of the hobby.

Looking forward to hearing that capture from the bathroom, and I'll keep my fingers crossed that the recovery software does what it says on the tin :)
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Post by reggind ยป

Oh lord. That sounds like something that would happen to me. FWIW if there is a hot young lady around, your SO will not like her. Hell my SO dislikes half the girls in front of us in the line at Walmart.

But as you said, the weather is improving. Not that it makes much difference for us and sex sounds. Nearest female anybody would wanna fuck is at least a couple of miles away. But when we go to town the scenery is getting a lot nicer (smile).
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Post by Jabberwocky75 ยป

Can you throttle mine as well? She dislikes our neighbours who always do the deed with the bedroom windows open... until my wife decided her new favourite place to have a cigarette was where the smoke smell would go into their house. They are keep fit fanatics so windows now shut and itching to kick the wife in the **** :evil:
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whaha loved the last comment.
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Post by thedude4000 ยป

:lol: :lol: that is hilarious, just read a thread on telling the wives about the hobby, I Daren't to be honest, she would probably react the same way as yours listening to the balcony couple!
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