Sex on the ISS

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Sex on the ISS

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Good acoustics; plenty of hiding spaces for mics.

Difficulty would be recruiting an astronaut sympathetic to our hobby. Maybe one of the Russian/Euro or Chinese. Not NASA, those guys are too stiff upper lip...
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I don't doubt it. Apparently condoms are often sent up to the space station. It gets mighty lonely there, I imagine.
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Nasa does not talk about it but there has to be a 'whole lotta stchooping going on up there.
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Ha - what goes in orbit, stays in orbit..
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... but would fit well to our extra-terrestric sex section, too...

by the way...
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"I think he's attempting re-entry, sir!" :o

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Ok, who has the balls to write to NASA and ask for some caps?

I am not sure how hot it would be though..

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Or better yet, when a rubber breaks..
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Sex onboard the ISS is one of the best kept secrets of the entire space program. But, I'll bet a large sum of cash that it has happened and I'll likewise bet someone had actually perfected a fun fix for the "gaining leverage in weightlessness issue".
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I just figures it out. That mysterious hole in the ISS that they say was created from the inside. No doubt in my mind this was caused by some spacette wearing stiletto's floating around in there and bouncing into that wall. I'll bet the NASA engineers will never figure that one out.
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