EDIT: I've got a new recording just a few hours after posting this, you can find it in this reply.
Hey guys, I'm back.
I must say it's been a pretty slow month overall. I guess it's the summer vacation effect.
I found a game-changing way to spy on my neighbors while sitting down at my desktop, browsing Reddit and being blasted by a fan. Before I used to listen to my iPhone mic with a bluetooth headset. But there is a lot of obstruction between my bedroom window and my computer, so the audio quality was very dependent on how I was sitting on my chair, which was annoying. I'm talking audio cuts and artifacts level of annoying.
So I googled around and I found my holy grail. It's called WO Mic, it allows me to broadcast my Oneplus' mic on my wifi, and then I can use my computer to connect to the broadcast and listen to the audio in real time. I still get a few bugs here and there, but it's much better than bluetooth. It also means I can listen to something else at the same time, and periodically stop just to check if anyone is fucking. For the super lazy and easily bored dude that I am, it's awesome.
Now as I said in the beginning, this month was a calm one. I snatched like 2 or 3 "meh" recordings, that I will post after the main course. However last night, I got a two for one kind of deal again.
My neighbor's girlfriend was here, and they already had fucked the night before. I have a recording of it that's botched because I recorded WO Mic's output with Audacity instead of using the built in app of my oneplus. It was a mistake, the audio sucks and it's not even worth uploading, except for a little bit that I captured with my iPhone on their doorstep.
It's like a minute or so, because 1: it was "only" 30 past midnight and most people were still awake/susceptible of going in or out. And 2: I really wanted to film them. I went outside with my stick, but ultimately I chickened out, the only room that had full blown lights was their kitchen, and I couldn't even tell if they were in the bedroom or the living room. Plus, other neighbors were awake and had lights in their bedroom, and I was afraid they would check and see a random creep with a 3m selfie stick, doing shady shit. So no video yet
Back to last night. It all started when I was listening to the outside like usual, and then the first moans were heard. It was faint but there was no doubt in my mind. I was not expecting it to be honest. When I checked earlier, their lights were out. So I thought "no action from them tonight I guess". It was late, around 2:40 AM. I wanted to go out and try again to get a video, but my ground floor neighbors were there and they had their windows opened, so too risky. Especially since the grass is bone dry and thus makes a lot of noise when you walk on it. Instead I rushed upstairs to capture them directly.
That's when I got mindfucked, I quickly got in the corridor and dropped my phone at the bottom of their frontdoor. And then as I listened more closely, I realised my mistake. The sounds weren't coming from my usual diagonal upstairs neighbors, but my actual upstairs neighbors, the ones that live right on top of my head. That's the first time in two years that I hear them fuck. To be fair, ever since they moved in, I'm almost always with a headset on. Because THEY ARE NOISY FUCKHEADS AND I HATE THEIR GUTS!! Always dropping shit on the floor, walking around like elephants or slamming their furniture's doors! Fuck, them. I also think I might be somewhat misophonic
Anyway, I was a bit late to the party but I still got a lot of action from them. You can hear me shuffle around at the beginning, because I'm moving the phone to the right door. Also, at 01:34, you can hear the girl say "*gibberish* you to fuck...my pussy...". I'm guessing the gibberish part is something like "I want you". I also feel like she sounds familiar. I wonder if I didn't record her already and I just mistook her for the others neighbors.
I also stalked her on Facebook since her full name is on display on their mailbox, she's a really cute brunette with medium length hair, between 20 and 25 years old.
When they were done, I went to back to my apartment, all happy and stuff. I put my headset back on and almost instantly I hear moans again! Nani the fuck? I had no time to waste, so I clicked the record button on Audacity (even though it's not the best), and I rushed out again.
First I checked on my neighbors, in case they were just going for a second round. But no. So I checked the other floors, I was hoping it would be the same neighbor on the second floor, the one with the ass destroying slaps that I posted last time. But still nope. I was like "
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.The first 3 minutes or so, the sound is from my Oneplus that was recording from the outside. The good recording starts at 03:30, when I finally figured out it was them. You can hear their cat around 07:26, the little guy had sniffed me, I guess I was smelling pretty bad, from being so sweaty thanks to this goddamn summer heat
. Aside from that, the girl doesn't seem to be in the mood that much, because she says "Aren't you tired? Come on, let's sleep" at 08:08. That's still doesn't stop her from moaning a lot though, and the guy is having none of it anyway.For the third recording of this post, I'm giving you this record I got suuuuuuuper late a while ago, around 4 or 5am. You can hear the birds chirping, cars, bikes and the tram. I think it's from my usual dumbasses, but for some reason, the girl is trying to speak english while doing it. Featuring "Fuck", "Oh my god", "Don't stop", and a wild "Putain" when it's too good for her brain to function properly. Now that I think about it, you can also hear her say a few words in english in the recording I posted here. I also clearly heard her speak English on the phone when I was listening for sex sounds. So yeah, dunno what's her deal, but whether it's in French or in English, everytime I hear her speak, I want to slap her anyway
Loud warning: at around 01:34, the wind is getting very strong for like 20 seconds. At 04:42 you got the tram, and at 05:10 a super loud motorbike.
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All couples sound so activ, joyful and they really enjoy fucking and anybody Not Even tries to be a Little bit more quiet 
Do you think they hear each other which makes them even more horny?
