Thought I'd just share a funny(ish) experience I had on the way home from work.
So when I'm on late shifts I've started to explore a little on the way home and see what I might be able to find (hear). It's usually between 22:00 and 22:30 and whilst that might be a bit early for some fun, it's good for me to get some practice in (weather and my mood dependant).
Tonight I was almost home on a street that's a straight forward British terrace street, the front doors open on to the pavement, one livingroom window and the main bedroom window directly above. I can see a number of the houses have upstairs as well as downstairs windows open as it's pretty nice out this evening. I'm not hearing much other than the occasional TV and someone shouting (up a staircase I take) about Super Noodles (lol) when I get to this house with downstairs and upstairs windows open but all the curtain's are drawn and the house is in darkness.
And as I pass I catch what I think is that magic sound. I slow by half a step but I'm already past the house. Was it? Could it be? I get 5 meter's or so past the house before I decide I have to go back. I pull out my phone, make it look as if I'm reading a message and start to double back.
I pause outside the house and there it is. The sound of balls slapping and a woman breathlessly moaning. Just how I like. But then something hits me. There's no bass to the sound. In fact, it sounds like the sound is coming from either a literally undecorated room which is causing an echo effect or......
.........someone is watching porn. On a set up with really crap speakers, lol. A few more seconds and I decide to move on, leaving them to enjoy.
It made me laugh that I thought I had my first finding in a very long time. And it turned out to be someone most likely enjoying themselves "solo".
Thought it was funny and this is about the only place I could share, lol