Elderly Couple Night Out

[billgreg]

I've been traveling again and thought I hit the jackpot getting a room with an adjoining door. I was going to be there for a few days and was sure to break my dry spell. Absolutely nothing until my last night and an elderly couple was put in the room next to me. I listened under the door for a while and heard nothing but chit chat and deciding where they wanted to eat dinner. They left soon after and I gave up any hope.

Fast forward about an hour later and they returned. Old man went right for it when they got back. What I want to warn anyone is that I did not find this hot at all. The lady sounded like a wildebeest, snorted sometimes, her groaning and grunting seemed obnoxious and over the top. I wasn't sure if I was going to post this but 1) a win is a win no matter what, and 2) this is a large enough community that I'm sure this will find a some members in a good place.

Part 1 is where they get to it. They stopped at around 4:30 and I thought that was it. I stopped the recording and had somewhere else to be.

Part 2 is where they picked right back up like a minute after Part 1 ended and I was totally unprepared. I set up my phone to record, left my room and was almost out to my vehicle when I realized I never hit record. I came back and you'll hear me getting up and walking back out towards the beginning of this recording. They turned on their air conditioning for Round 2 so I cleaned this up a little to bring the action forward of the background noise. Somewhere in Part 2 she belts out "It smells like pussy in here!" and any erection I *may* have had while listening to this immediately went away. I'm pretty sure she's finishing him off orally at the end but I'm not really sure when he cums... If at all. It all just kind of stops and turns into conversation.

I did not see the couple however I did hear her carrying on while I walked by on my way out. I wondered what their headboard neighbors thought of that action.

Don't judge me for my opinion and I won't judge you if this is your thing. I'm bringing this for the benefit of our community. I will admit I hope I'm still getting action even if I make it to 75 so kudos to my man in the next room that night.

[edtraveller]

Yuck...I think I'll pass.

Still, kudos for the efforts!!

[reggind]

I too applauded you for your efforts. Next time just to screw with us, just post the sound file and than if it gets a lot of positive responses tell us that they are in their 70's. I guess the good thing about folks in that age bracket is being deaf they shout everything, so you have a better raw signal source. Also being hard of hearing they probably have no idea you are in the room next to them unless you are banging on the walls. And last if they catch you and confront you, hopefully you can run faster than they can chase you with a walker... God bless them for still going at it though..

[thomas]

Haha, reading regginds comment I was wonderling whether wo do not only have restrictions for the participants at the lower level of age but also at the upper level

[yeppie]

Haha, reading regginds comment I was wonderling whether wo do not only have restrictions for the participants at the lower level of age but also at the upper level

You mean I shouldn't be allowed to share my future recordings?

[sndprv]

Somewhere in Part 2 she belts out "It smells like pussy in here!"

Ha! The last time I actually heard someone say something like this was back in 1992 or 1993, when
two of my flatmates were mad northerners, one of whom had an attractive blonde girlfriend with
a 1990s-style perm. Just after the blonde left her boyfriend's room (she went home), he called
me and the other northerner over to his room (I can't remember why). As we both entered the
dark room (the curtains were drawn closed), I turned my head and saw the guy with me sniffing
the air while raising his head, like a pet sniffing its owner's cooking. The boyfriend inside the room
noticed this and said: "what, does it smell like pussy in here?" The silly things you never forget, eh?

I too applauded you for your efforts. Next time just to screw with us, just post the sound file and than if it gets a lot of positive responses tell us that they are in their 70's. I guess the good thing about folks in that age bracket is being deaf they shout everything, so you have a better raw signal source. Also being hard of hearing they probably have no idea you are in the room next to them unless you are banging on the walls. And last if they catch you and confront you, hopefully you can run faster than they can chase you with a walker... God bless them for still going at it though..

I choked on my Earl Grey tea while reading this! Get it?..."grey"?...old?

Yuck...I think I'll pass.

Still, kudos for the efforts!!

Straight from the old folks' home!

[poocie]

nice effort

[addictedtosluts]

This was really great

[rareesence]

Thanks for sharing.

[billgreg]

I too applauded you for your efforts. Next time just to screw with us, just post the sound file and than if it gets a lot of positive responses tell us that they are in their 70's. I guess the good thing about folks in that age bracket is being deaf they shout everything, so you have a better raw signal source. Also being hard of hearing they probably have no idea you are in the room next to them unless you are banging on the walls. And last if they catch you and confront you, hopefully you can run faster than they can chase you with a walker... God bless them for still going at it though..

I like the way you think