I've got a female friend crashing in my flat tonight. She's staying in a separate room its purely platonic, so naturally I had a mic set up in my room where the computer was recording.
Off to bed she goes. I'm listening to her making a phonecall... getting undressed... settling down... and then knocking her drink over!
Next thing I know, she's hunting for something to whipe up the mess with. Theres another friend (guy this time) sleeping in my lounge so she can't get to the kitchen without waking him. She turns out a few drawers and stumbles across a little prezzie I'd put away for Mrs Sc0tt (a clit vibrator thats got some serious punch). She flicks it on and off a few times and you can almost hear her brain ticking over. I had a drunken conversation with her a few months ago about how she's never tried a vibrator but wouldn't mind a go... so at this point I can't believe my luck... its all I can do not to start doing laps of honour in my room!
but, this is no thick chick. She puts it back, although she doesn't close the drawer, and she keeps on searching. Eventually she works her way round to where my mic is in amongst some washing. I remember theres a towell in that pile of washing litterally as she picks the mic up. So now i've gone from laps of honour to shitting bricks in less than a second... then... CLICK!
yup, the mic is off... gone! now i don't think i've been busted really. she knows nothing of my little hobby, and as its a battery powered condenser i'm sure she's just flicked it off thinking she's doing me a favour, but jesus its the most frustrating thing... if my Mrs is gonna get a pre-used vibrator I at least want to hear the chick using it before her!
The good news is that I had a backup recorder stashed just in case... the bad news is that the quality it records at will be pretty much worthless even if its pathetic pickup range does manage to get some action.
of course... nobody here can help much... i just needed to rant.
